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Who'd A Thought It

Who'd A Thought It near Smarden, Kent

Who'd A Thought It
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£35.00 - £197.50 (per person per night)
Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone
Maidstone
Kent
ME17 2AR
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Situated just 5 minutes’ drive from Lenham, Who'd A Thought It boasts a Champagne and oyster bar, along with free Wi-Fi in public areas. With free private parking, the hotel features highly individual rooms and suites. The luxurious rooms include a flat-screen TV with a DVD player, tea and coffee making facilities, and an iPod docking station. The en suite bathrooms have complimentary toiletries and a hairdryer. Many rooms also boast a spa bath and a four-poster bed. In the mornings, Who’d A Thought It serves a full English breakfast, along with continental options for guests leaving early. The Champagne and Oyster Bar serves several menus, including gastro bar meals, a lunchtime tasting menu, and a la carte dishes. Who’d A Thought It’s Champagne and Oyster Bar is host to frequent themed events. Seasonal holidays are also celebrated with style at the hotel. The property is home to the Whody Boudoir Dress Boutique, which offers a range of shoes and accessories. Lenham Railway Station is just 2 miles away.

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What's On in Smarden?

  • Christmas Open Evening

    Wednesday 22nd November @ 5:00pm
    Location: Tenterden

    Get a head start on your Christmas shopping and kick start that festive feeling with us! Festivities on the evening ... more

  • Father Christmas' Grotto

    Saturday 25th November @ 10:30am
    Location: Tenterden

    Father Christmas’ Grotto Weekends from 25th November – Christmas Eve Visit Father Christmas in his elf-built grotto EVERY WEEKEND from ... more

  • Santa Special

    Saturday 2nd December for 23 days @ 10:30am
    Location: Tenterden

    Santa Specials 2017 - Meet Santa at the Kent & East Sussex Railway. Take a magical steam train journey to ... more

  • Father Christmas' Grotto

    Saturday 2nd December @ 10:30am
    Location: Tenterden

    Father Christmas’ Grotto Weekends from 25th November – Christmas Eve Visit Father Christmas in his elf-built grotto EVERY WEEKEND from ... more

  • Father Christmas' Grotto

    Sunday 3rd December @ 10:30am
    Location: Tenterden

    Father Christmas’ Grotto Weekends from 25th November – Christmas Eve Visit Father Christmas in his elf-built grotto EVERY WEEKEND from ... more

  • Father Christmas' Grotto

    Saturday 9th December @ 10:30am
    Location: Tenterden

    Father Christmas’ Grotto Weekends from 25th November – Christmas Eve Visit Father Christmas in his elf-built grotto EVERY WEEKEND from ... more

  • Father Christmas' Grotto

    Sunday 10th December @ 10:30am
    Location: Tenterden

    Father Christmas’ Grotto Weekends from 25th November – Christmas Eve Visit Father Christmas in his elf-built grotto EVERY WEEKEND from ... more

  • Father Christmas' Grotto

    Saturday 16th December @ 10:30am
    Location: Tenterden

    Father Christmas’ Grotto Weekends from 25th November – Christmas Eve Visit Father Christmas in his elf-built grotto EVERY WEEKEND from ... more

  • Father Christmas' Grotto

    Sunday 17th December @ 10:30am
    Location: Tenterden

    Father Christmas’ Grotto Weekends from 25th November – Christmas Eve Visit Father Christmas in his elf-built grotto EVERY WEEKEND from ... more

  • Father Christmas' Grotto

    Saturday 23rd December @ 10:30am
    Location: Tenterden

    Father Christmas’ Grotto Weekends from 25th November – Christmas Eve Visit Father Christmas in his elf-built grotto EVERY WEEKEND from ... more

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